Jon Lauriat Guitar/BGVs
1. Who are you?Jonathan Andrew Lauriat
2. Birthday
6/24/87
3. Where are you from?
Dekalb, IL
4. Highschool?
Cornerstone Christian High School
5. College?
University of Illinois
6. Job?
Designing / Forklifting
7. What do you play in Keslinger?
Guitar
8. How long have you been playing for?/ How did you get started?
I started playing guitar when I was 9 because we got a hand-me-down acoustic. I haven't really stopped playing since.
9. Who are/were your influences?
Stavesacre, Jimmy Eat World, Muse, Dear Ephesus, Earthsuit, Goldfinger, and a host of others.
10. What living person would you like to meet?
My wife
11. What deceased person would you like to meet?
Job
12. Top three favorite movies?
Leon, The Proposition, There Will Be Blood
13. Top three favorite TV shows?
The Office, Lost, How It's Made
14. Favorite canceled TV show?
Firefly
15. Favorite band you've seen live?
Muse
16. Favorite band you've played with?
Casket Salesmen
17. Favorite Keslinger show?
Cd Release 2008
18. Worst Keslinger show?
The one where I got electrocuted like 8 times
19. Gear?
Schecter C-1 / Fender Strat Baritone / Marshall Half-stack / Boss DD6, BD-2, and TU-2 / CryBaby Wah / My nimble fingers
20. Ambitions aside from Keslinger?
Finish playing Oblivion one of these days
21. Past bands you've been in?
Soap, 6ms, Mitchell, M.O.M.A.N., The Morning Call
22. Favorite books?
Lord of the Rings, Chronicles of Narnia, Redwall!
23. Favorite Actor?
Edward Norton
24. Favorite Actress?
Jennifer Connelly
25. Pet peeves?
Annoying laughs, nose hairs, wet socks, pushy salesmen at guitar center
26. Favorite food?
Chicken quesadillas
27. Hobbies?
Graphic design, exploring, mixing Keslinger cd's, playing videogames
28. Websites you frequent?
Rotten Tomatoes, Apple's trailer page, Netflix
29. Favorite Shampoo?
Shampoo?
30. Favorite Razor?
Mach 3
31. Favorite Magazine?
Martha Stewart Living
32. Do you read when you're in the bathroom?
Nope, I contemplate
33. Guilty pleasure tv show?
Power Rangers
34. Guilty pleasure movie?
Powder
35. Guilty pleasure band?
Earth, Wind, and Fire
36. Do you talk to your self out loud when no one is around?
The more pertinent question is: do I ever NOT talk to myself out loud when no one is around?
37. First girl you had a crush on?
That girl down the street...you know the one
38. Super power you wish you had?
Intangibility
39. Do you chew your nails?
No
40. Do you drum on things that aren't drums?
See answer to 36
41. Favorite TV show growing up?
Power Rangers
42. Most humiliating high school moment?
A friend of mine and I hid this one girl's backpack...long story short, it accidentally ended up in a pool of liquid feces.
43. Did you play sports in high school? If yes, what did you play?
Soccer all four years dawg!
44. What crowd were you a part of back then?
My school had 40 people. There was only one crowd.
45. Favorite subject in High School or College?
High School - Systematic theology. College - Graphic Design (my major)
46. Favorite invention in the last five years?
My graphics card
47. Worst invention in the last five years?
Applications in Facebook
48. Favorite quote?
"Whenever I walk, people try to hand me out flyers. And when someone tries to hand me out a flyer, it's kinda like they're saying ‘Here, you throw this away.'"
49. Are you a morning or a night person?
Neither
50. Meanest thing you've ever done to a sibling?
I threw sand in my brother's face once, and I slammed a door inadvertently in my sister's face. I felt real bad.
51. What's playing on your ipod/cd player/8 track now?
Lots and lots of Cake
